Endgame for the British Empire?

We are at war.

Not with any particular nation, not with the British people, but with the remnants of the British Empire (which never stopped dominating and exploiting its colonies, though it did nominally collapse); more precisely, the British financial and ruling elite, who are at war with the world.

Led by City and Wall Street financiers using Tony B. Liar and Gordon “Genocide” Brown as a front, they are committed to a policy of systematic de-industrialization through alternating financial speculation, war, and fiscal austerity.

Their objective is to destroy productive enterprise, wipe all nation-states from the map, commit genocide on a global scale to reduce the population, and usher in a new global feudalism. Moreover, the British Empire is faced with the same sort of problems that have always driven it to imperial expansion – the North Sea oil is running out (depletion of resources) and the City lies in virtual ruins (as empires expand, the capital base of the economy is invariably crowded out by financial speculation). In short, we are at this moment engaged in a conflict, the outcome of which will determine the survival of civilization itself.

With his historic snub of Gordon “Genocide” Brown and the termination of the “special relationship,” American President Barack Obama has not only declared, in no uncertain terms, that America will NOT be party to the coming British attempt at genocide through starvation, but the President has effectually begun civilization’s counterattack against the feudal, fascist British Empire. Additionally, a coalition appears to be forming between some of the great nations of the world – the United States of America, China, India, Russia, and possibly Brazil.

The key now for the civilized nations of the world, is extricating ourselves from the collapsing British financial system (of which Wall Street has been a subservient part since its earliest days). Once we do that, we can proceed with the hard work of rebuilding the basic infrastructure and industrial base of our economy and the economies of other nations.

I assure you, I am not a conspiracy nut. The above-listed events and dynamics are all in the public domain; I have merely put the pieces together based on my experience and knowledge in foreign affairs and international economics, as well as from (for the more recent happenings) some trusted contacts in the beltway.

Do you think this is finally the end of the evil British Empire, which for so long has kept billions of people impoverished for no reason other than the profits gained from resource extraction in the developing world? Is London finally going to go down?!
Celia H,

Once again, the facts themselves are all well-known and widely available. What is it – PRECISELY – that you dispute?

I have applied my own interpretation of the events, as I said, but if you merely read a news story and absorb the data, you’re not developing any level of understanding. To understand how the world works, one must look at the data points and extrapolate trends and motives.

Again, specifically, what can I help clarify?
REGARDING WHAT?! This isn’t a damn biblical prophecy, it’s my interpretation of current events, based on experience and knowledge in this area.
For instance, one data point is “the North Sea oil is running out.” Do you really need me to back that up with the production stats? It’s pretty well known by just about everyone with any knowledge of the UK or energy markets.
LPW,

THIS IS NOT A CRITICISM OF THE BRITISH PEOPLE. Indeed, the British people will soon experience the consequences of their fascist rulers’ imperialism in a very bad way.

That said, there remains an elite in Britain (and to a lesser extent, in the US) which is convinced that the imperial age was a golden age, that feudalism is optimal, and they are hell-bent on restoring the British Empire by any means necessary.